Alright, so I lied. 4 players on a team. :P

TEAMS:

The Mutated Monsters
-Apple-Sauce and Druka Druka
-Skritchit and Mama Cocha
-Sqrill and Squir
-Hamlicar and Blacky

The Creepy Creatures
-Twitch and Spider-Kitty
-WoombaWoomba and Over-man
-Caseph and Skarai
-Undead_Rat and Savage

FIRST RUN

And so it began. The Mutated Monsters, who were receiving the kick, had set up in a highly defensive position, ready to grab the ball.

Their opponents, the Creepy Creatures, were in a slightly more offensive posittion, with Skarai in the back, Over-Man and Spider Kitty on the line of Scrimmage, and Savage ready to run over.

Of course, the corpse, after it was kicked, landed right next to Tremor, who immediately rushed to grab it. Unfortunately, it slipped out his jaws and flew several meters tpwards the opposite side, landing with a dull thud.

Taking advantage of this, the Creey Creatures rushed forward. Savage got to the ball first, picked it up, and ran for the touchdown line. Skarai, standing back, fired his aresenal of deadly weaponry at Tremor and Squir, taking them both out. The sole defender of the line of scrimmage, Over-man attacked mama Cocha, but Blacky and Skritchit's beast soundly pounded Over-man into a pulp.

Shortly thereafter, Blacky turned and charged Savage, sending him flying and knocking the corpse from his hands. The dragon tried to grab it, but failed. Spider-Kitty, moved like a blur and caught the falling corpse, and kept up his momentum, rushing over the touchdown line.

SCORE:
Monsters: 0
Creatures: 1 (Touchdown by Spider-Kitty)

SECOND RUN

In the second run, the Monsters kicked off. The corpse flew high in the air...

... and landed mere meters from the line of scrimmage. Right on top of Savage. Savage roared happily and charged forward, while Spider-Kitty did the same on the opposite side of the pitch. When he judged Spider-Kitty to be close enough to the touchdown zone, Savage threw the corpse...

...and missed. It landed right in front of Tremor. The Tunnelbeast rushed to pick it up, but in his haste missed, and thre the corpse over his head behind him. Spider-Kitty rushed forward, caught it, and ran over through the touchdown zone, before anyone else could react.

Wow... only halfway through the first half... Monsters are having horrible luck. :P

SCORE:
Monsters: 0
Creatures: 2 (Both Touchdowns by Spider-Kitty)

RUN 3

The Monsters were kicking off again. The corpse flew far down the pitch, landing in front of Savage again. Savage ran to pick it up, picked it up (successfully), and threw it across the pitch to Spider-kitty, who deftly caught it and sprinted down the field. Over-man attacked Blacky again, in a futile attempt to stop the dragon (who, of course, bowled Over-man over).

Seeing Spider-kitty's rapid advance down the field, Mama Cocha used her watery form to shoot out towards Twitch's beast. Skritchit's beast collided with Spider-Kitty, knocking the ball of of Spider-Kitty's grip and into Mama Cocha's. Mama Cocha shoved the ball into her watery form.

Meanwhile, Skkiter's dragon rushed over Over-mean fallen body and slammed into Skrai before Caseph's beast could react, bowling him over and grinding him into the ground.

Tremor turned and rushed to take on Mama Cocha, who shrugged off assaults by both Spider-Kitty and Tremor, rushing past them both. Blacky turned around and charged Tremor and Spider-Kitty, who both froze in terror.

Savage was too far away to help, and mama Cocha streamed across the pitch to get the first Monster Touchdown.

SCORE:
Monsters: 1 (Touchdown by Mama Cocha)
Creatures: 2 (Both Touchdowns by Spider-Kitty)

SEKONDE HALFE

RUN 4

The run began. The monsters kicked off. The corpse landed several meters to the left of Savage, who was ready at the line of scrimmage, facing Tremor. As soon as the corpse landed, Savage turned and ran for it, dodging Tremor's attempted block. Savage picked up the ball and tossed it to the waiting Spider-Kitty, who was close by. Spider-kitty darted forward, pushing himself to the edge.

He proceeded to trip on a pebble right before the touchdown line. The corpse flew from his grip, and flew backwards. Mama Cocha gushed backwards and picked up the ball. Seeing that the Creatures were moving to block her, Mama through the ball to Blacky, but missed. Over-man, who was again facing the dragon, ran back, picked up the ball, and threw it to Spider-Kitty, who caught it and rushed over the line.

SCORE:
Monsters: 1 (Touchdown by Mama Cocha)
Creatures: 3 (All Touchdowns by Spider-Kitty)

RUN 5

The fifth run began, again with the monsters kicking off. The ball landed directly on top of Spider-Kitty, who easily caught it and ran for it, almost reaching the touchdown line. Sick of this Spider-Kitty nonsense, Every single Monster rushed towards Twitch's beast (all of them except Squir making it). They then proceeded to smash Spider-Kitty into the ground, and stole the corpse while throwing him into the audience. Blacky, with the corpse, rushed down the field, Mama Cocha at his side. Skarai, on the defense, fired his missiles and rockets at Blacky, but the dragon shrugged off the blows, and sprinted over the touchdown line.

SCORE:
Monsters: 2 (1 Touchdown by Mama Cocha, 1 by Blacky)
Creatures: 3 (All Touchdowns by Spider-Kitty)

Creatures win by 1... For those of you who know the rules of Blood Bowl and see anything that doesn't add up, keep in mind that these ARE NOT the rules of Blood Bowl. :P The fluff is also simpliefied. :P

Pillz